Word of Mouth (5Boro — 30 min.)
Another insane vid from New York City’s most amazing skateboarding team!
NRU (Karl Anderson — 4 min.)
Where would you put your nuclear weapons stockpile? Hmmm…
Another Flush (Sam Hurwitz — 14 min.)
They are created in us, birthed from us and then, with innocence and trust, betrayed, abandoned and discarded immediately upon entering into this world with a flush… Meet three of the lives you have helped destroy…
Expensive (Todd Bagaason — 2 min.)
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11:00am - 12:00pm
Necessary Evil (Megan Powers — 7 min.)
Art or money? What's a struggling actor to do? Do you keep your integrity? Or starve for your art? Do you get an agent?
Oh, yes… agents. The necessary evil of show business. What's in it for them? And what will it cost you? What would you do?
Ends of the Alphabet (Eric Jon Kurland — 9 min.)
This archetypical film noir is presented in the unique and startling “HAND-O-RAMA”.
Wuthering Heights (Rafael Sanchez — 15 min.)
A Brontean dream sequence which serves as an irresolute parable for the enigma of love.
Kegler (Giuseppe Graziano — 25 min.)
With one foot in the lane and one in the gutter, Jack “Kegler” McKinney is being forced to straighten his form. Pretty tough for a haunted, alcoholic bowler in 1976…
12:00pm - 1:45pm
Greater Southbridge (Rod Murphy — 85 min.)
Created by native Southbridgian and first time director Rod Murphy, along with childhood friend Justin Earls and accomplished television documentary editor Scott B. Morgan, Greater Southbridge breaks the traditional documentary golden rule of unbiased, unattached observation, by becoming wholly involved in their subjects' lives. After 90 hours of quirky and heartwarming footage, many new friends and six years of filming/editing, an unanticipated sense of hometown pride arose within the filmmaker's and the post-production staff, a feeling not present at the beginning of production.
The documentary Greater Southbridge cuts right to the heart, soul and funny bone of one small New England town's collection of colorful and offbeat characters. Watching these marginalized people go through their daily routines, challenges, and victories, we see a mirror of our own problems and triumphs.
Q & A with director ROD MURPHY, cast and crew!!!
1:45pm - 2:00pm
Kuragannon (Raffi Asdourian — 15 min.)
A surrealist nightmare masterpiece.
2:00pm - 3:00pm
J2 Project, The (Alex Horwitz — 12 min.)
An ancient, blood stained sandal…a cloning procedure and everyone’s fave savior.
My Skin (Christopher Allen Broadstone — 13 min.)
Death takes a moment to place a very special phone call and a brutal killer will soon learn that vengeance is coming…delivered fresh and hot!
Potato Sac (Jason Kovacsev — 13 min.)
Touching on such topics as the search for inner beauty, the journey to self-discovery and the sensitive heterosexual relationships that can exist between two grown men, ‘Potato Sac’ examines two male strippers as they compete for the title of Top of the Pyramid. You won’t believe what they do to get there.
Lost in Found (Matthew Dills — 7 min.)
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Quiet (Rick Gradone — 14 min.)
In one conversation, a father and son find their true selves… by discussing all that was lost.
3:00pm - 4:00pm
A Potato Chip Tale (Heidi Sjursen — 23 min.)
A disgruntled supermodel named Princess can’t stand the glamour life anymore. She takes to the road where she meets a gaggle of crazy characters all whom help her on her quest to overcome her fear of potato chips.
Succubus (Bill Kelman — 24 min.)
Fresh from the looney bin, after botching an experiment in her back alley sperm bank, a mad scientist dupes a drunken housewife into her scheme of global domination by turning everyone into lesbians! AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
4:00pm - 5:00pm (60 min. total)
5:00pm - 6:40pm (100 min. total)
Tales from the Crapper (Various — 75 min.)
The first film in Lloyd Von Kaufman’s acclaimed “Dogpile ‘95” doctrine of digital filmmaking is a complex anthology film that only the Troma Team can pull off. Tales from the Crapper is an epic of truly biblical proportions with over three years in the making, filmed at locations in three countries, led by six directors creating the vision of fifteen writers.
Tales from the Crapper combines two brilliant and thought provoking tales starring goddess of independent cinema, Julie Strain, and a cornucopia of Hollywood’s biggest and brightest stars including: Debbie Rochon, Kevin Eastman, James Gunn, Juan Schwartz, New Found Glory, Joe Fleishaker, Skippy and Foofy Applebaum, Jamie Greco, and Bill Ferguson.
Tales from the Crapper has special effects so outstanding you’ll think they are real, and
breasts so outstanding you’ll think they are real.
Each story has its own hilarious and informative introduction by our host, The Crapkeeper (Lloyd Kaufman).
In The Case Of The Melon Heavy Alien Man Eater, Julie Strain plays Ivana Dance, an undercover cop posing as a stripper to find out who is committing a string of heinous murders in the strip clubs of L.A. When her husband (Kevin Eastman) is murdered she
delves deep into the sensuous life of a stripper so to find his killer. She soon finds that the killer is much too powerful to be human and in fact a bloodthirsty alien called: The Tromantis!! Unable to allow the alien Tromantis to continue its evil deeds, Julie Strain engages it in a sexy strip-off to the death. Will she have her vengeance or fall victim to the creature’s savage killing spree? Well, we’re not going to tell you, you gotta see it. Tuition of the Terror Twat is jam packed with Troma stars including Juan Schwartz (Cannibal! The Musical), the boys of New Found Glory, and film legend Ron Jeremy. In this tale young Timmy finds that he is not eligible for financial aid, and is at risk of not being able to attend college in the fall. Fortunately his friends come to his rescue by convincing three hot strippers to perform during a large benefit party to help raise the money for his tuition. Little do the boys know that the gorgeous strippers (Julie Strain, Arban Ornelas, and Masuimi Max) have a dark secret. They are deadly Lesbian Vampires! Oh crap, we just gave it away. It’s Risky Business meets The Lost Boys with a naked lesbian twist.
Featuring today’s hottest music, it’s Tales from the Crapper! Based on a true story.
